March 2012
dontcallmekathy asked: NO-PANTS EMILY!!!!
k well the amanda show is on for lie 2 hours so i...
don’t you ever get lonely? ‘Cause it’s no better for me I still cannot breathe
February 2012
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mom while on toilet: tale as old as time song as old as rhyme beauty and the beast
me while passing bathroom: why are you singing beauty and the beast
mom: because i am the beauty and my poop is the beas
I wanted words but all I heard was nothing
commanderinqueef:
are you a drumset because i want to beat the shit out of you
mormonhub:
i wish i had tickets to the olympics sigh
but i can literally see the opening ceremony from my back garden so it doesn’t matter
sucks for you, our chamber is sing at the olympics. ;)
why do mascara companies relate eyelashes to legs in 90% of their commercials
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
annefranksgasmask:
are brenda song and trace cyrus still having a baby together or was that just a myth
clavid:
porn would never ignore my texts or make me cry
pah:
hijack:
what’s good shower music
tubstep
And so I woke up near the sea, Sand in my dreams You are already falling back in love with me
